THE PARIS MOTOR SHOW IN FIVE WORDS
September 28, 2012 5:55 PM  |  Posted By: Stephen Dobie
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I’m happy to report I’ve been running around like a headless poussin for the past two days. Happy, because that means there was lots of new performance metal to see at the Paris motor show and there are going to be plenty of exciting group tests in the next 12 months of evo.

Struggling to whittle down the highlights, I thought it would be fun to share the quick-snap opinions I formulated as I scampered around the show. So, in five words or fewer, here’s MY Paris show…

Range Rover: way too fat

Jaguar F-type: worth the wait. Love it

Porsche Panamera Sport Turismo: flipping ace. The default Panamera

Kia Proceed: nice, but looks like Astra

Ford Mondeo: unfeasibly good looking

Ford Ecosport: unfeasibly naff. Daihatsu Terios-like

Mini Paceman: ugliest car here. Not cool

Peugeot Onyx (above): proper concept car p*rn

Peugeot RCZ R: could finally top the TT

Renaultsport Clio 200 Turbo: can’t wait to drive it

Nissan Juke Nismo: hot hatch dark horse

Vauxhall Adam: trying too hard…

SEAT Leon FR: …must try harder

VW Golf GTI: just spot on. Again

Mercedes SLS Electric: best colour scheme ever

McLaren P1 (below): undisputed show star. Lewis who?

What were your thoughts on the show’s hits and misses? Comment your five-word reviews below…

 
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summerhaven at 10:53 PM October 8, 2012

The Renaultsport looks pretty good, I just hope that gearbox hasn't messed it up! I was wondering what you meant by "can't wait to drive it". I would too, to make sure it's still good!

el_nino at 5:47 PM October 6, 2012

Love the P1 looks !! finally smthg bonkers and insane. just dont get me started on all that hybrid bulks!

Dr John at 10:46 AM October 3, 2012

P1 is disgracingly ugly and shares way too much components with its little sibbling MP4-12C. Which looks much nicer, but a lot less comvincing than the Ferrari 458 Italia. Anyway, McLaren's marketing must be completely bonkers to come up with such an hideous name. MP4012C?!? WTF...

_CC_ at 1:06 PM October 1, 2012

Lambo - What are you been doing?

Sisu at 2:43 PM September 30, 2012

Range Rover - Waitrose parking bay...No Jag F-Type - Why did it take 15yrs Mini Paceman - Same speedo just bigger P1 - Fat chick in tight Jeans

Haddon Davies at 11:52 AM September 29, 2012

P1 - Honestly? One hugly backside.

Mr.Magoo at 11:51 AM September 29, 2012

McLaren P1: The Hunchback of Woking, Surrey.

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