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Anyone agree?

Alex - you definitely won't win a watch with this one! :lol:

B_T_S

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There's no replacement for displacement

Please elaborate? :-)

They are better placed in the front - it's only the germans that like them in the rear?

And in the middle is just weird?

Not too sure on this, if a car dropped all its fluid on your drive you'd be pretty unhappy however if a vagina started loosing liquid in your dwelling...

Can we have a comment involving "hammered to dust" please?

Coz we like fiddling with them???

:lol:

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“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.”

drophead said...

Coz we like fiddling with them???

:lol:

Yep 8)

Some of them can take a right pounding round the country lanes too. Beany's apparently quite fond of this with that yellow bird he's seeing.

Alex88 said...

Beany's apparently quite fond of this with that yellow bird he's seeing.

Can you say that? :D

Alex88 said...

drophead said...

Coz we like fiddling with them???

:lol:

Yep 8)

Some of them can take a right pounding round the country lanes too. Beany's apparently quite fond of this with that yellow bird he's seeing.

The ex didn't drink that much, but in fairness, if she keeps it up....

Oh, right, I get it! ;)

My engine is a bit loose, but just a few tweeks will get it tighter than a ducks arse and well up for being spanked and hammered into the dust.

Beany said...

Alex88 said...

drophead said...

Coz we like fiddling with them???

:lol:

Yep 8)

Some of them can take a right pounding round the country lanes too. Beany's apparently quite fond of this with that yellow bird he's seeing.

The ex didn't drink that much, but in fairness, if she keeps it up....

Oh, right, I get it! ;)

My engine is a bit loose, but just a few tweeks will get it tighter than a ducks arse and well up for being spanked and hammered into the dust.

Go on my son.

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I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day and tomorrow don't look good either.

unfortunately everyone wants a bigger engine, where as......

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My Glass is always half full

I was thinking that perhaps a small car with a large, naturally aspirated engine is the ideal scenario - and came across this beauty,

barstoolv8

Updated February 28, 2013 at 6:53 PM

So if your woman has a Dodge Viper 8.4litre V10 of a vagina is that a good thing or what?

I meant to post this in the b00bs thread not the flange thread... I don't think with ladyparcels that bigger is better.

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