Ok... so from spectating i believe this to be the approved introduction format :

Firstly - Hello lads and ladettes

Usual story- joined up having read the forum for ages. My name is Paul and i am from Co. Derry here in "Norn Iron"
I am currently piloting a Vectra (affectionately referred to as the Bugatti Vectron).

I would change my profile pic but doesnt seem to want to update from my GS3

Welcome Paul.

Your first post is disarmingly coherent however.

Hello.

It's a trap lads, his next reply will have a link to London escorts

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Cheers the lads! Strictly coherent Mik in fear of being shot down immediately as i have witnessed before lol. You're a hostile bunch at times!

Im an MSc graduate and was living and working in Atlanta for a year for Coca-Cola as a financial analyst. J1 visa expired and its back to RHD, rain and MOTD for me lol.

Contemplating a move to Surrey at the minute for a job and thought that by joining this community i may be able to bounce some questions about in future days and weeks

Uh oh, lolbird mk2!

Welcome to the forum Paul. We do have a couple of Surrey dwellers, as we have a couple of NI dwellers as well.

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Welcome. LOL.

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Welcome. Next time could you make your first post one we could all advise on how you should have made a first post please?

Well what i know about Surrey (and the prospective job/industry) i could write on the back of a stamp! But i am intending on coming over for a look-see in March.

Despite the education and strong work experience finding a job here is harder than finding a "good" AE86 that isnt diffed into oblivion

Has anyone asked the usual questions yet:

1. Does he aspire to BMW ownership? (preferably E46 M3 or an M5)
2. Are Revels and accepted form of currency?
3. If he has a girlfriend - will she/ does she?

If yes to all of the above he's in. Otherwise a black ball looms ...

B_T_S

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Paul1985 said...

Well what i know about Surrey (and the prospective job/industry) i could write on the back of a stamp!

Surrey's a pretty big place and ranges all the way from London suburbs to semi-rural. Some very nice areas and some not so nice. Give us a hint about where you're looking

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Sundayjumper said...

Paul1985 said...

Well what i know about Surrey (and the prospective job/industry) i could write on the back of a stamp!

Surrey's a pretty big place and ranges all the way from London suburbs to semi-rural. Some very nice areas and some not so nice. Give us a hint about where you're looking

Funnily enough I was listening to confessions on Radio 2 drivetime the other night and it was about some bloke being lost at night in Kingston-Upon-Thames. They were talking about whether it was a rough neighbourhood, and someone said they didn't think there was any rough neighbourhoods in Kingston. Made me chuckle and mutter 'yeah right'!

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The whole of Kingston is arse rape territory.

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Brian_the_Snail said...

Has anyone asked the usual questions yet:

1. Does he aspire to BMW ownership? (preferably E46 M3 or an M5)
2. Are Revels and accepted form of currency?
3. If he has a girlfriend - will she/ does she?

If yes to all of the above he's in. Otherwise a black ball looms ...

B_T_S

1. Yes
2. Of course om nom nom
3. GF is yours for the princely sum of 4000 bags of Revels

Surrey is big eh? Job is a sales job for a company manufacturing bespoke seats for people with special seating requirements. Plan = sell lots of seats, buy F40. Die. In that order

Paul1985 said...

Brian_the_Snail said...

Has anyone asked the usual questions yet:

1. Does he aspire to BMW ownership? (preferably E46 M3 or an M5)
2. Are Revels and accepted form of currency?
3. If he has a girlfriend - will she/ does she?

If yes to all of the above he's in. Otherwise a black ball looms ...

B_T_S

1. Yes
2. Of course om nom nom
3. GF is yours for the princely sum of 4000 bags of Revels

Surrey is big eh? Job is a sales job for a company manufacturing bespoke seats for people with special seating requirements. Plan = sell lots of seats, buy F40. Die. In that order

By Jove I think he's got it. Showing a remarkable amount of talent for one so green.

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- Uninspiring soundtrack

*starts looking at wholesale retailers for bulk purchases of Revels*

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Paul1985 said...

3. GF is yours for the princely sum of 4000 bags of Revels

At current exchange rate that equates to £2254 for the GF. We might have a deal - got more details and a piccy?

B_T_S

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Mito Man said...

*starts looking at wholesale retailers for bulk purchases of Revels*

Bulk Revels linky

Equates to 56p per packet. Unless Mito can find a better exchange rate

B_T_S

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Mito Man said...

The whole of Kingston is arse rape territory.

today you have confessed that you go to ri hmond for Chinese food& Kingston for arse rape. I don't want to know what you go to twickenham for...

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Brian_the_Snail said...

Has anyone asked the usual questions yet:

3. If he has a girlfriend - will she/ does she?

Whoah, hold on. Is it not:

1 - is she fit?
2 - TIUTA?

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