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Anyone subscribing?

New magazine with dickie meaden as editor all about Aston Martin.

Someone best tell him there's already a magazine called Vantage and it's sod all to do with cars!

Yes, I noticed that lol.

NOTE FROM THE EDITOR

Vantage is the ultimate magazine for Aston Martin owners and enthusiasts. Produced by a passionate and knowledgeable team this new quarterly publication celebrates the best of Aston Martin past and present in this its centenary year. Through engaging writing and beautiful photography Vantage captures the magic of the brand with in-depth features, lavish drive stories, interviews, motorsport and much more. If you love Aston Martin you'll love Vantage.

Don't knock it - my self-published magazine called "evo - the thrill of bestiality and crochet" is doing rather well using the same technique 8)

Interesting...will keep a nose out for it in Smiths.

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I buying the 1st issue, might be worth a bit in a few years...

should be a cheap mag to produce, you just need 1 photo shoot then every 3 months you can label it

the new V8 aston

next issue the new V12 aston

then the new S aston

:)

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Making pancake mix on your mums pancake tits

WIBBLE

Just deleted the e-mail offering the first issue for £1. :roll:

ShockDiamonds said...

Interesting...will keep a nose out for it in Smiths.

I think JL supplies it direct for fear of embarrassment...

As much as I'm a fanboy of Meaden's writing, a magazine entirely about Aston's doesn't sound like the kind of thing that floats my boat :?

It's a coffee table item for the braying types.

Have you ever met a nice (modern) Aston owner ?

There's probably an offer in there to buy the 007 box set

Updated February 21, 2013 at 4:20 PM

exiges said...

Have you ever met a nice (modern) Aston owner ?

What about a nice South African, who happens to own an Aston too? :lol:

exiges said...

Have you ever met a nice (modern) Aston owner ?

My sister, she's lovely :D.

Who is the publisher? Took a guess at Dennis but can find no mention on their website.

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BMW Car Magazine @QuentlyBentin

I know two people with modern Astons.

One is a pediatrian, cares for poorly kiddie-widdies, and is a thoroughly all-round decent chap.

The other owns a strip club and a chain of "massage parlours", and isn't shy in his attempts to recruit new "staff".

Make of that what you will...

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Chief Wheel and Cake Monkey - Strong Broo Racing

nefarious_ said...

The other owns a strip club and a chain of "massage parlours", and isn't shy in his attempts to recruit new "staff".

He's not called David Gooch is he? :D

Marv said...

exiges said...

Have you ever met a nice (modern) Aston owner ?

What about a nice South African, who happens to own an Aston too? :lol:

:D Was that Weekending or Spitting IMage? Blast from the past though, I can still remember some of the words.

Daddydadbo said...

Marv said...

exiges said...

Have you ever met a nice (modern) Aston owner ?

What about a nice South African, who happens to own an Aston too? :lol:

:D Was that Weekending or Spitting IMage? Blast from the past though, I can still remember some of the words.

Spitting Image :lol:

As much as I like Aston Martins, I just don't see how there could possibly be enough content to fill a monthly magazine for many issues.

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She's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.

Daddydadbo said...

:D Was that Weekending or Spitting IMage? Blast from the past though, I can still remember some of the words.

Wasn't it the B-side of the record "Chicken Song" by Spitting Image ?

Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears

The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks

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