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Being at London, you can get to spend some moment with one of the most sensuous girls and boys provided by various escorts’ outcall services. All you have to see that you make a prior booking at any such escort agency that fits in your criterion. The agency will make all the rest arrangement for you. They will send your chosen escort on an outcall to wherever you want. The London escorts outcall efficiently meets all your expectations.

all my expectations?

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JonMad said...

all my expectations?

It says "girls and boys" so I would say you are fine! :shock::oops:

Even a Escort Cosworth Rainbird edition?

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Daddydadbo said...

JonMad said...

all my expectations?

It says "girls and boys" so I would say you are fine! :shock::oops:

sheep?

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Saw an advert in the paper for an escort agency which said 'we will do what your wife won't'

So I called them up and a bird came round, paid her £50 and said 'right, now f**k off'

Could you provide a price list for service?

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scotta said...

Could you provide a price list for service?

Belgian biscuit?

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I said, "I have NEVER snorted cocaine off a hooker's tits in this house."

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davidgooch9 said...

meets all your expectations.

They obviously don't know about this forum and it's members :lol:

Hope they have a range of depraved deviant midgets who fire Revels from their'lady-gardens',come with their own supply of cocaine and drive diesel powered F40s

B_T_S

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davidgooch9 said...

Being at London, you can get to spend some moment with one of the most sensuous girls and boys provided by various escorts’ outcall services. All you have to see that you make a prior booking at any such escort agency that fits in your criterion. The agency will make all the rest arrangement for you. They will send your chosen escort on an outcall to wherever you want. The London escorts outcall efficiently meets all your expectations.

Hmmm I didn't pick up a crack pipe tonight, better read this again in the morning, that can't be what I just read...

i want to clip her toenails while she shaves my buttocks in a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol.

also...miniature horses. 8)

phut said...

i want to clip her toenails while she shaves my buttocks in a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol.

also...miniature horses. 8)

You need help

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phut said...

i want to clip her toenails while she shaves my buttocks in a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol.

also...miniature horses. 8)

Classic :P

I think you all misunderstood when I asked for advice on servicing a sixteen year old Escort.

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Sundayjumper said...

I think you all misunderstood when I asked for advice on servicing a sixteen year old Escort.

any extras needed? Blown a seal?

B_T_S


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Sundayjumper said...

I think you all misunderstood when I asked for advice on servicing a sixteen year old Escort.


If not getting used frequently, spray a bit of WD40 on the back doors. Stops them making too much noise and makes going in and out much smoother.

JustMax said...

Sundayjumper said...

I think you all misunderstood when I asked for advice on servicing a sixteen year old Escort.


If not getting used frequently, spray a bit of WD40 on the back doors. Stops them making too much noise and makes going in and out much smoother.

Be careful as WD40 can perish your rubber and making it prone to splitting if you slam the back door too hard!

B_T_S

Updated February 22, 2013 at 10:43 AM

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Robby1977 said...

I got into an argument with my girlfriend. She said, "You treat this house like a hotel."
I said, "I have NEVER snorted cocaine off a hooker's tits in this house."

:lol: brilliant

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