Those of a certain age may remember this guy as the host of the original Mr + Mrs.
I'm old enough to remember that.
As immortalised by Derek and Clive,
"If you got this question wrong, would your husband a) sh!t himself, or b) shoot himself?"
"Er, sh!t himself."
"Wrong, I'm afraid."
"But look, he has shat himself"
"Yes, but he did that after he shot himself"