To whit, this Linked In request :-

Hello Andy

I'd like to add you to my network on LinkedIn to explore the scope of value we offer you moving forward?

Oxygen8 are an SMS aggregator and digital interactive platform & services provider, I hope we can review any synergy in working with you guys ahead?

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Something witty goes here.....

Jorg Gray Ltd Edition Watch Number : 313631

Gah!

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I regularly receive this email:

I have taken on a solution that centrally controls, secures and audits privileged user access to cross-platform systems (Linux/Unix/Mac etc), mobile devices, and applications by using Active Directory. In a nutshell it turns all your systems into windows.

If that's your pitch, ahm oot.

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Hosting | Colocation | Connectivity | Network Security | VoIP

NotoriousREV said...

I regularly receive this email:

I have taken on a solution that centrally controls, secures and audits privileged user access to cross-platform systems (Linux/Unix/Mac etc), mobile devices, and applications by using Active Directory. In a nutshell it turns all your systems into windows.

If that's your pitch, ahm oot.

What he means is "I've heard of Samba 4 and think I can wangle work by making it sound like no-one else can do this. Except anyone who installs Samba 4 on their machines".

I was given a business case to evaluate this week and it had a section headed "Potential dis-benefits"

Nice.