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Posted on Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 4:08 PM
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djchocice
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Not pleasant, feel like crap, got a report in for tonight which I have to do as well. I think I've spent more time with each end on/in the toilet than doing work 
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MI5 have confirmed he had committed suicide using the traditional Russian method: He shot himself 3 times in the head then hid the gun.
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Posted on Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 4:13 PM
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Alex88
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djchocice said... I think I've spent more time with each end on/in the toilet than doing work
Same time?
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Posted on Tuesday, February 5, 2013 at 5:29 PM
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djchocice
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Alex88 said... djchocice said... I think I've spent more time with each end on/in the toilet than doing work
Same time?
The sink opposite the toilet came in handy during the early hours, put it that way 
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MI5 have confirmed he had committed suicide using the traditional Russian method: He shot himself 3 times in the head then hid the gun.
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Posted on Wednesday, February 6, 2013 at 1:43 AM
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Quickben
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djchocice said... Alex88 said... djchocice said... I think I've spent more time with each end on/in the toilet than doing work
Same time?
The sink opposite the toilet came in handy during the early hours, put it that way
I had it on xmas eve. Went to the loo in the middle of the night for a poo, felt i was going to be sick as soon as I sat down: got up, turned round and simultaneously spewed in the toilet and shat on the bathroom floor. It took me fvcking ages to clean up.
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Posted on Wednesday, February 6, 2013 at 8:00 PM
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Beany
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Quickben said... djchocice said... Alex88 said... djchocice said... I think I've spent more time with each end on/in the toilet than doing work
Same time?
The sink opposite the toilet came in handy during the early hours, put it that way
I had it on xmas eve. Went to the loo in the middle of the night for a poo, felt i was going to be sick as soon as I sat down: got up, turned round and simultaneously spewed in the toilet and shat on the bathroom floor. It took me fvcking ages to clean up.
What did I say in that other thread? Vindication mofos 
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Posted on Wednesday, February 6, 2013 at 8:39 PM
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Alan
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have we not had this thread already ?!
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Posted on Thursday, February 7, 2013 at 12:36 AM
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Quickben
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NotoriousREV said... Some of you mofos need to learn to prioritise. Given the choice, I'd rather mop up vomit than shit.
It wasn't a conscious choice I made, I underestimated the force that would be involved.
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Posted on Thursday, February 7, 2013 at 8:13 AM
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GraniteV8
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Get in the shower, legs apart, shower on full and just let nature take its course. Dave!
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Posted on Thursday, February 7, 2013 at 3:09 PM
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djchocice
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GraniteV8 said... Get in the shower, legs apart, shower on full and just let nature take its course. Dave!
The Dave cure for the Norovirus.
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MI5 have confirmed he had committed suicide using the traditional Russian method: He shot himself 3 times in the head then hid the gun.
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Posted on Saturday, February 9, 2013 at 6:39 PM
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DeskJockey
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Wife just finishing a bout and now I'm not feeling so well. Really hope I'm not about to take over from her...
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Posted on Saturday, February 9, 2013 at 7:37 PM
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Alan
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DeskJockey said... Wife just finishing a bout and now I'm not feeling so well. Really hope I'm not about to take over from her...
I suspect you are !!, enjoy it 
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Posted on Sunday, February 10, 2013 at 1:24 PM
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Sideways
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Never before has a virus or other illness left me feeling like an empty shell. Death would have been a good option.
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Posted on Monday, February 11, 2013 at 8:11 AM
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DeskJockey
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Alan said... DeskJockey said... Wife just finishing a bout and now I'm not feeling so well. Really hope I'm not about to take over from her...
I suspect you are !!, enjoy it
I think I might have dodged the bullet. Only a bad case of the Cairo quickstep.
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