Bunch of useless stupid imbeciles.
Been to 2 Nationwide branches (yes, it's not a bank but they're all the same) to try to get a bank statement which I need for the purposes of redirecting mail from my old address. The first one said that they can only print mini statements, if I want the full one they can post it to me back to my original address where I no longer live
So I go 5 miles to the next branch where the second cashier said that she can print one off but it will cost £5. I question if the paper she uses really costs £5 or if she is just trying to rip me off. Suddenly she can make an exception and its free.
Now we get to the really stupid bit. She prints me a copy of some random figures on normal paper. I tell her that anyone can put these figures on a piece of paper. It's not even on headed paper.
She then spends the next 10 minutes trying to print off the statement so that its the right way round on some headed paper i.e. not upside down, on the wrong side etc. after much waiting I get some numbers actually printed ON the nationwide logo and address.
The statement still doesn't have my name on it at all so it's totally useless. I hope Nationwide have a big round of staff cuts, the useless fvckers.
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