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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 6:57 AM
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JL
Posts: 11065
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1. Cycling is not a sport.
2. All women are ugly.
3. Driving in sub-7C conditions without winter tyres will kill you immediately.
4. Everyone in the world is doing everything wrong all the time. Anything else? 
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 7:06 AM
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Marv
Posts: 15307
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5. The McLaren MP4-12c is nothing more than a complicated Fiesta.
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You Sir, are rude, arrogant and selfish. And so is your son.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 7:56 AM
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mik
Posts: 12502
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B. You cannot like two things in any category. You must choose. (I can't believe you didn't write this ;ames) K. Incorrect tyre choices end in fiery death. Always.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 8:06 AM
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JL
Posts: 11065
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;orry 
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 8:10 AM
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McSwede
Posts: 816
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You're all wrong!
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 8:18 AM
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Marv
Posts: 15307
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6. FWD is dangerous in icy/snowy conditions.
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You Sir, are rude, arrogant and selfish. And so is your son.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 8:25 AM
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duncs500
Posts: 7987
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7. RWD is dangerous in normal conditions. 8. 'Sports cars' are dangerous. 9. RWD 'sports cars' are extremely dangerous. 10. Dogs off their lead will kill you as soon as look at you.
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+ Non-limited edition of the Exige 240R
- Uninspiring soundtrack
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 8:34 AM
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speedcamera
Posts: 4197
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JL said... 1. Cycling is not a sport.
2. All women are ugly.
3. Driving in sub-7C conditions without winter tyres will kill you immediately.
4. Everyone in the world is doing everything wrong all the time. Anything else?
You're a cvnt. 
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 8:43 AM
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phut
Posts: 661
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If you put an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters, eventually you'd get something less sensible than the general conversation here.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 8:46 AM
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Jimmy Choo
Posts: 12939
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duncs500 said... 10. Dogs off their lead will kill you as soon as look at you.
11. Dogs must wear clothes.
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All retch and no vomit
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 8:57 AM
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Mito Man
Posts: 4661
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12. If she's breathing, fvck her.
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Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 9:04 AM
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_Steveo_
Posts: 6652
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13. Mobile phones are more important than life itself. Cheers Steve
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 9:15 AM
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David_Yu
Posts: 11112
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I have impeccable taste in films and anyone who disagrees is DIW.
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Share your car adventures.
www.auto-journals.com Real life with cars
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 9:26 AM
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Jobbo
Posts: 38136
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Marv said... 6. FWD is dangerous in icy/snowy conditions.
Greasy or damp conditions in fact.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 9:30 AM
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duncs500
Posts: 7987
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Jimmy Choo said... duncs500 said... 10. Dogs off their lead will kill you as soon as look at you.
11. Dogs must wear clothes.
But of course! Otherwise they'd be naked... pervert.
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- Uninspiring soundtrack
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 9:41 AM
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pilouil
Posts: 1316
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14. everyone should have an F40 as every day car and a Diesel Golf as sports car.
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Citroen C3 1.4 HDI 69.0424 bhp
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 9:56 AM
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Alex88
Posts: 3298
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Your car and house looks shit.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 10:02 AM
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JL
Posts: 11065
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Mick will never approve of anything.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 10:02 AM
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Grezza
Posts: 376
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You must never pay too much or too little for anything*. TVs must not be too big or too small* and must always be mounted on the wall of your hallway.
*Amounts/measurements must never be properly clarified.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2012 at 10:04 AM
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ukpete
Posts: 4752
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My lifestyle choices are utter rubbish right down to a cellular level.
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Entirely pointless
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