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1. Cycling is not a sport.
2. All women are ugly.
3. Driving in sub-7C conditions without winter tyres will kill you immediately.
4. Everyone in the world is doing everything wrong all the time.

Anything else? :lol:

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Much blasphemy ensued, and some menace, which I stopped by dismounting and opening the carriage door, and intimating an intention of mending the road with his immediate remains, if he did not hold his tongue. He held it.

5. The McLaren MP4-12c is nothing more than a complicated Fiesta.

B. You cannot like two things in any category. You must choose. (I can't believe you didn't write this ;ames)

K. Incorrect tyre choices end in fiery death. Always.

;orry :(

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Much blasphemy ensued, and some menace, which I stopped by dismounting and opening the carriage door, and intimating an intention of mending the road with his immediate remains, if he did not hold his tongue. He held it.

You're all wrong!

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SD said.....

...it looked like a dog with worms, dragging its arse across the lawn.

6. FWD is dangerous in icy/snowy conditions.

7. RWD is dangerous in normal conditions.

8. 'Sports cars' are dangerous.

9. RWD 'sports cars' are extremely dangerous.

10. Dogs off their lead will kill you as soon as look at you.

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Now stop trolling me you hat-wearing thundermut.

JL said...

1. Cycling is not a sport.
2. All women are ugly.
3. Driving in sub-7C conditions without winter tyres will kill you immediately.
4. Everyone in the world is doing everything wrong all the time.

Anything else? :lol:

You're a cvnt. ;)

If you put an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters, eventually you'd get something less sensible than the general conversation here.

duncs500 said...

10. Dogs off their lead will kill you as soon as look at you.

11. Dogs must wear clothes.

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Shittiest car on the forum.

12. If she's breathing, fvck her.

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How about not having a sig at all?

13. Mobile phones are more important than life itself.

Cheers

Steve

I have impeccable taste in films and anyone who disagrees is DIW.

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Marv said...

6. FWD is dangerous in icy/snowy conditions.

Greasy or damp conditions in fact.

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Because <insert username here>

Jimmy Choo said...

duncs500 said...

10. Dogs off their lead will kill you as soon as look at you.

11. Dogs must wear clothes.

But of course! Otherwise they'd be naked... pervert.

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Now stop trolling me you hat-wearing thundermut.

14. everyone should have an F40 as every day car and a Diesel Golf as sports car.

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Pilouil
Citroen C3 1.4 HDI 69.0424 bhp

Your car and house looks shit.

Mick will never approve of anything.

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Much blasphemy ensued, and some menace, which I stopped by dismounting and opening the carriage door, and intimating an intention of mending the road with his immediate remains, if he did not hold his tongue. He held it.

You must never pay too much or too little for anything*.

TVs must not be too big or too small* and must always be mounted on the wall of your hallway.


*Amounts/measurements must never be properly clarified.

My lifestyle choices are utter rubbish right down to a cellular level.:lol:

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