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My boss just told us all about his (e53) X5 with an "m6 racing engine"...

It's a 4.8is, I really couldn't be arsed to go into it, but ironically he could have spouted far more interesting (and true) facts about other cars that share the engine - Morgan aero 8, BMW Z8...

Why do these people make up this crap? Especially when it's a good car in its own right.

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Rich

People are idiots.

I was chatting to a guy who drives a new 320ed manual and apparently when you put it into EcoPro mode one of it's little tricks is to change the gear ratios making it more economical.

I just couldn't be arsed to argue about it.

Tell him your engine is half a Mclaren F1 engine as a retort - it's more true than his comment is LOL ;).

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Not strictly the Z8, since it was only the Alpina version which had the 4.8, named the V8 Roadster.

If you had said that to him I bet he'd have been impressed... ;)

I recently had an interview where we started talking about cars (my cv had motorsport as an interest) and the interviewer (a solicitor with a perfect academic record I imagine) didn't know how many cylinders his car had. I made him feel a bit stupid when I told him and I'm pretty sure I didn't get a vac scheme. He also knew less about beneficial rights than I did...

Next time I shall just sit down and shut up.

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How about not having a sig at all?

I think I have mentioned this before, but there really is a type of person who drive e53 4.6/4.8 iS'

N said...

I think I have mentioned this before, but there really is a type of person who drive e53 4.6/4.8 iS'

Cvnts?

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How about not having a sig at all?

Mito Man said...

N said...

I think I have mentioned this before, but there really is a type of person who drive e53 4.6/4.8 iS'

Cvnts?

What does your sperm donor drive?

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Out of step with the forum.

His e53 was a diesel. As is the current one.

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How about not having a sig at all?

N said...

I think I have mentioned this before, but there really is a type of person who drive e53 4.6/4.8 iS'

Fire away, I'll tell you if you're spot on!

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Cheers

Rich

I'm listening, my E53 was a 4.4 but I quite fancied a 4.6...

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It's not a Golf

One of my collaeagues Top Trumped me yesterday :(

Him: "Ooh, is that a Caterham?"

Me: "Why yes it is, isn't it orsum?"

Him: "Oh yeah, great. Mine's coming next week, a brand new Roadsport R in the F1 colours"

Me: "You're a cunt mate"

Not exactly how it went down, but he is getting the above model in those colours ;)


Updated December 5, 2012 at 7:43 PM

I was told the other day that - if you can prove your actual car produces less emissions than the book figure (when tested at a VOSA test station) then they have to reduce the VED tax for you. :D

lass at work is scared about how fast her new AMG A class is going to be

hard to explain that its an eco diesel with AMG whored all over it and not a black edition

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WIBBLE

Eric Pisch said...

lass at work is scared about how fast her new AMG A class is going to be

hard to explain that its an eco diesel with AMG whored all over it and not a black edition

That actually made me chuckle. Love the way badges can convince daft/ naive people of anything!

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Rich B said...

N said...

I think I have mentioned this before, but there really is a type of person who drive e53 4.6/4.8 iS'

Fire away, I'll tell you if you're spot on!


Wideboys basically

N said...

Rich B said...

N said...

I think I have mentioned this before, but there really is a type of person who drive e53 4.6/4.8 iS'

Fire away, I'll tell you if you're spot on!


Wideboys basically

nah, He's a 64 mr burns lookalike and from the "horsey set" - not particularly "wide boy", but is an arse most of the time.

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Cheers

Rich

isn't a wideboy just another name for a tw@t/cvnt?

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How about not having a sig at all?

Mito Man said...

isn't a wideboy just another name for a tw@t/cvnt?

No, that's 'Mitoboy'.

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