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The ones you find everywhere now. In bus and train stations, your local park, outside your coffee shops. Great for making my arse freeze at this time of year to such an extent that my bollocks curl up and go missing for the next hour.

Bring back plastic/wood!

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How about not having a sig at all?

Mr T says "Stand up Fool".

Updated December 6, 2012 at 12:51 PM

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Strong Broo Racing

Change your signature.

Alex88 said...

Change your signature.

Or do at least one of the things in it.

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Jobbo said...

Rev is correct, of course

NotoriousREV said...

Alex88 said...

Change your signature.

Or do at least one of the things in it.

Definitely.

live fast & be wise .....
It makes no sense

I quoted it off a song.

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How about not having a sig at all?

Mito Man said...

The ones you find everywhere now. In bus and train stations, your local park, outside your coffee shops. Great for making my arse freeze at this time of year to such an extent that my bollocks curl up and go missing for the next hour.

Bring back plastic/wood!

Never mind Dave - when you're earning £1000/day you'll be able to afford a car with heated leather seats.

If you ever meet anyone with self esteem low enough to want children with you, i'm going to crush your testicles in a vice, set fire to the vice and then bury the vice in a barrel of cement which will be shot out of a cannon into the dark reaches of space.

Then blow it up with a neutron bomb.

Just to be sure.

Dave!

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I came here to drink milk and kick ass..... and i've just finished my milk!!!!

Remind me to never talk about my sexual encounters on this forum agin :D

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How about not having a sig at all?

This thread is of far less interest to me than I'd hoped.

Mito Man said...

Remind me to never talk on this forum agin :D

EFA

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