If you ever meet anyone with self esteem low enough to want children with you, i'm going to crush your testicles in a vice, set fire to the vice and then bury the vice in a barrel of cement which will be shot out of a cannon into the dark reaches of space.
Then blow it up with a neutron bomb.
Just to be sure.
I came here to drink milk and kick ass..... and i've just finished my milk!!!!