Early morning lecture, get in, hoping for a lecture that's easy on the mind. Lecturer comes in, it's not our regular lecturer, they also look a bit funny, like those people where it takes you a while before you can figure out their gender.
The person in question has a ponytail and lipstick so must be a woman, however they also have a the most defined bones around the neck/shoulder area (skimpy dress didn't help this), a chin and jawline that would put David Coulthard's to shame, hands the size of my feet (and I have big feet) and lots of stubble.
'It' starts talking, my worst fear becomes apparent, I am being lectured by a tranny
The room fills with the sounds of people trying to conceal their laughter, I hear a group of Muslim girls wearing their full clothing saying their going to make a complaint
It's even funnier when the lecture is on the topic of insanity and 'it' is reading cases about people who have been raped and become trannies and gone on killing sprees and whether this is a 'disease of the mind.'
What a way to start the day!