My boss went on holiday for 2 weeks, then decided he wanted another couple of months off, so got a doctors note saying he was suffering from stress.
Fair enough, wanted to be kept in the loop on stuff while he was out of the office.
Started back on Monday, have I heard anything from him? Nope, not a peep, the same with all of his other direct reports...
having sex with three hookers at once and getting your mother to watch a video of it to score you on technique afterwards