Since when did this particular bit of frippery become so bloody entrenched? Have the skivvy wearing Arteests invaded every corner of the automotive world preaching this form over function farce?
Engineeringubermensch Porche's new Boxster S Double you tee Eff..... I can imagine them in Stuttgart now.
Stylist. "That centre inlet looks great on a Gee Tee Thee Turbo S darling, can we please have something similar on zee Bohxster"
Engineer "we don't need it"
Stylist "Bud id looks zoo gud darling zee CEO vill lurv it as I lurv him"
Engineer "I hate you so much"
Step forward Exige S, simplicate and add uselss plastic crap.
"Everyone will think we're doing something super clever like high pressure wheel vents or rear mount coolers when all we really want is this half arsed piece of plastic because we can't think of anything interesting to put under the taillights"
Focus RS MOAR VENTS MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR
"I really think the fast Ford fan wants to see vents, lots and lots of vents" A freaking ABOMINATION and as unsubtle as shotgun three inches below the berret of a no nothing pencil pushing pinhead.
"Vorschprung lurch fake plastic vents" Those sideblades look cool but half of them do NOTHING!
The front is pretty dodgy too
Grills and vents are for cooling dimwits, a plastic fake vent with faked grill texture says ur a bloody tosspot with nfi about car design.
No really, I love you all.
Come here and give us a hug you fluffly cashmere scarfed 'artists.