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Ive found myself doing the same thing while stuck in traffic and its pulling my nasal hairs out. I must point out that this is not picking my nose but time spent doing male grooming as I don't want a hairy pair of nostrils. Its got to a point where its now become a habit and my nostrils are hair free. Even the tiniest hair growth can be plucked by my skilled thumb and finger.
This relieves the boredom for me. How do you relieve the boredom of a jam?

I think we've had this before.

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I sing a disproportionate amount when I'm in the car. I'm obviously brilliant too.

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Maurice said...

I sing a disproportionate amount when I'm in the car. I'm obviously brilliant too.

X factor for you then :D

Stare aimlessly into the distance wondering which fvcktard has crashed this time.

Then I'll start looking around. I find the in car toys gets boring after a nano second. I'd rather be moving.

How big is your nose?!

I usually fiddle with my man bits or if my bf is with me I will have a play with him.

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+1 playing with man bits. Don't really have much nasal hair to pick but I'd imagine that could get awkward if there's traffic next to you. Often get the dash cleaner out for a quick shine.

Mito Man said...

if my bf is with me I will have a play with him.

:shock:

Steady on

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Mito Man said...

How big is your nose?!

I usually fiddle with my man bits or if my bf is with me I will have a play with him.

What a surprise reply :roll:

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Alex87 said...

Mito Man said...

How big is your nose?!

I usually fiddle with my man bits or if my bf is with me I will have a play with him.

What a surprise reply :roll:

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NotoriousREV said...

I filter through the gaps laughing at the poor sods stuck in their 4 wheel cages, looking out for lane changers and dickheads that like to try and block bikes coming through.

+1

Eric Pisch said...

Alex87 said...

Mito Man said...

How big is your nose?!

I usually fiddle with my man bits or if my bf is with me I will have a play with him.

What a surprise reply :roll:

don't judge people, just because he doesn't have a MX5/Z4/Boxster

Yet

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Consider how i'd get away with murder if I got stuck there for days! lol

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Ron Burgundy said...

Ive found myself doing the same thing while stuck in traffic and its pulling my nasal hairs out. I must point out that this is not picking my nose but time spent doing male grooming as I don't want a hairy pair of nostrils. Its got to a point where its now become a habit and my nostrils are hair free. Even the tiniest hair growth can be plucked by my skilled thumb and finger.
This relieves the boredom for me. How do you relieve the boredom of a jam?

This :D

Its strangely satisfying

On the subject of nasal hair pulling it makes my eyes water, but only the eye on the side that I've plucked from. I mentioned this to a friend who reported the same thing happened to him. Does anyone else experience this?

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This is true . I should mtfu tbh as it only happens sometimes

_Andy said...

On the subject of nasal hair pulling it makes my eyes water, but only the eye on the side that I've plucked from. I mentioned this to a friend who reported the same thing happened to him. Does anyone else experience this?

+1
There are few things that a more painful than the pulling of nasal hairs (particularly near the front of your nose). Lego and upturned plug are the obviously more painful propositions- luckily they don't often appear in cars!

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